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stfuconservatives:

Romney Refuses to Release His Tax Returns Because He “doesn’t want to give the Democrats a nice little present”

That’s a really cute way to put that you’re afraid Mitt. If you don’t want to do it because it’d be a present for us then you are aware of how bad it’ll make you look. We already know that you’re a one-percenter of the highest regard who is grossly under-contributing to the nation’s tax revenue, but if you’re this afraid of showing your tax returns it must be even worse than that.

Oh Mitt, don’t make me wait till April to open my present! I’ll bet it’s a kitten! Well more likely it’s a fat cat.

-Joe

(Source: thinkprogress.org)